Psychic Biatch Catacombs - Archived Psychic Readings!

From Karma's Venom

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Joanne,
The Old Maid said you can move to Kentucky! "SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!"

Karma

From Cosmic Confusion

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Nope, he only cares about his green card! If he marries an american... INSTANT GREEN CARD!!!!

From Messenger Maharani

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Promise

Wow what a name…tell me something I want to know where you put your add so that you have all these men coming and going in your life because I want to give the link to Karma.

Before I can answer the question about you letting go of Scott as a friend you must ask your self why you would want to let go of him as a friend. If he is “really” a friend then you would not be asking this question. Because I see no malice on his part but he just wants to be friends. Though you might think sometimes he wants more but all I see is flirting from his part for the next month and a half beside don’t worry about the flirting he will find a girl and it will be strictly friendship. So if you want to let of Scott than you don’t need my permission do as you please but all I can tell you is just remember when you need him in the future he wont be there because the way you are about to let him go as a friend is a not a nice way to do it. If you have feelings for him than that is a different story all together.

If you are really worried about Alex than place a restraining order, but if you just ignore him for a while for example for the next month and a half and just do things by your self and don’t initiate to go places he goes than eventually he will get the message, however, you guys do have someone in common how about disconnecting this person for a while.

Not to sound sarcastic but sometimes you like the attention and perhaps if you can take some time for your self and enjoy the company of friends that are not mutual of yours or Scotts and Alex than they will all go away. But you want replacements too quickly and you are not detaching your self from the drama whether you choose to do it intentionally or not but you are doing it.

I am and no one should judge Scott or Alex the decision is eventually yours. As far as Scott goes its up to you, and because he may be passive aggressive that should not justify us judging him so no matter what we say your mind will be made up anyways … this is what I predict….

If you decide for Scott not be your friend than you will stop talking to him for a while and he will try to converse with you and you will give him a cold shoulder and than after sometime he will go away than you will be wanting him to be your friend and the vicious cycle continues on and on and on..


And you know it would be really helpful to many of us if you can give us his birth sign of both of these.. so we do not mix them up for Scott Biao or Alex Trubeck.


Namaste
Maharani

P.S. Karma loves to be everyone’s friend so you can always be karmas friends when there are no friends around for you

From Karma's Venom

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Steph,
Go to Walmart and pick yourself a man. Take him home and feed him curry. If he survives the meal without complaints, he is a good man, stupid, but good! "SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!"

Karma

From Cosmic Confusion

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I unerstand that your question is real, and it may be very sincere... however, your QUESTIONS pertain to "our". Plural, meaning more than one. Since we are speaking of more than one, try adding the other birthdates so that ANY reading will at least have some modicum of accuracy. Then, resubmit the QUESTION.

From Messenger Maharani

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Jessica,
Do you really need our permission to see Ross? We don’t judge we will not judge but if you want someone to judge with sarcasm than post a question especially for Karma. LOL.

Does this guy Ross even exist it seems to me not because he does not have a birthday that would be awesome that you have a name on him.

Oh by the way why are you so desperate to have a relationship? You know you can have anyone you want but I think you like the distance so you can do what you want and when you want it and you have your own control but remember so can he.

If you want a internet play toy that he can be but you know that you like the fairytale type of romance well when you wake up than let me know and I will be more than happy to do a reading on someone that is realistic.

Namaste
Maharani

P.S. Confusion loves to flirt and he loves variety so you can always look him up if you are looking for a fantasy.

From Cruella D'Archangelo

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junebug,

Goddess why me? Okay here it is we are going to put this asinine soulmate question to bed.

1) Anything you learn anything from in your life be it animal, human, etc., is a soulmate.

2) There are no romantic soulmates. That is a phrase coined by charlatans who blather on about soulmates, twin flames, twin souls to SUCK copious amounts of money out of gullible people and they do.

You have no idea who the person is you are looking for so how do you know you haven't spoken with him. People come into our lives at different times for different reasons. When you meet him or her you will know because something will click.

No more soulmate questions because they are like watching wrestling. It is all for the gullible, uneducated, and those who will be led down the garden path.


Mistress Lacey

From Cosmic Confusion

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NOt any time in the immediate future. Maybe once the economy picks back up a bit, you will have some limited success, but all I see is a whole lot of hard work and a bit of disappointment. Don't get discouraged, hang in there and things will improve, but it is going to take a while for it to happen. There are no overnight success stories in real life.

From Cosmic Confusion

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S S S S S S S M M M M M M M A A A A A A C C C C C C C K K K K K K K!

You really deserve more than that, but I will leave it at that and call it a technical tap.

First off, you want to know about someone else, yet failed to include their DOB.

Second, the relationship ended for a reason. TAKE A HINT AND MOVE ON!

Third, go back to school, and get an education to include basic grammar. This will teach you to capitalize the first letter of a new sentence and include punctuation marks to delineate the end of said sentence.

And really... you just want him back so that four months from now YOU can turn the tables on him and dump him. Stop being such a drama queen and move on. You have a child to raise and your every action should be geared towards that child. Obviously you didn't mean anything to him, or he would have stayed. If he is not in the picture for the child, then it is his loss.

From Cosmic Confusion

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HEY, Windex Kid! Maybe we should work a little more with the SPECIAL kids, since you obvious failed basic English and grammar classes.

Try submitting a QUESTION! Not a run on sentence that is NOT a rambling diatribe of your life's woes. That means proper punctuation and capitalization.